Don't Look a Gift Scooter in the Mouth

I always thought scooters were for Pee Wee Herman and people too scared to ride a real motorcycle. But I was down in Key West last month after the 7 Mile Bridge Run, and saw all the people buzzing around on scooters, and thought it might be fun to ride one. Yeah, I know the joke about fat chicks and scooters. And in the past I've always declined to ride one in Key West because I always figured alcohol + scooter = emergency room. I still figured a beater scooter might be a fun little project. Mmmmmm, project.

So I looked on eBay, and in the classifieds, but I didn't see anything I liked. Then I mentioned to Chris that I was looking for a scooter, and he knew a guy, and the next thing I knew he was delivering a scooter to my carport. Of course, that was the night I was stuck at work until 10:30, but when I finally got home and opened the gate I was greeted by this stunning Yamaha Riva Razz. And Linda.
I found the center stand, and got the scooter up off its side. It didn't look too bad. The tires were flat, and the front brake was stuck, but the wheels still turned. At some time in its life it had lost its keyswitch, but someone had thoughtfully replaced it with a rocker switch. And the number taped over the headlight was evidence of a racing career. Perhaps this scooter was elibible for vintage racing. Or maybe it had been a pit scooter for some NASCAR driver. Who is #37, anyway?

The speedometer clearly indicated that it was capable of at least 30 miles per hour. And the odometer read a little over 2000 miles. It couldn't have had that hard a life. All of the switches (lights, horn, turn signal, starter) moved okay, although they didn't make anything actually happen. The turn signals were there, but the mirrors had been removed. But as that Italian guy said in Gumball Rally, "Whatsa behind you, issa not important".
There was some kind of panel missing below the seat, but that must made it easier to get at the wiring. The seat itself wasn't in too bad shape, although it did have a duct tape patch on the side. The hinge at the front of the seat pivoted smoothly.
Underneath the seat was the gas tank and the oil tank. Apparently it's a two-stroke. There was even oil in the tank, although the gas tank was empty. And there was a small battery that had seen better days. At least the wiring to it was present.
I figured it was worth a shot to see if the starter would turn over the engine, so I got out the battery charger. It looked like a six volt battery, so I set the charger on six volts and "start". I got the clamps onto the battery terminals easily enough, and I was able to scrape through the corrosion to get a good contact. I flipped on the charger, turned on the keyswitch, and pressed the starter button. Nothing. I moved some of the switches around, but couldn't get any response from the starter. So I pulled everything off and continued looking over the scooter.
For a moment I thought I had it, when I saw this thick greenish-white wire hanging out of the engine compartment. Then I realized it was a vine.
After a little more inspection I found the kickstart, and determined that the engine would at least turn over. It still wouldn't start, though. I pumped up the front tire with a bicycle jack, to see if the tire would hold air. It did. I couldn't fit the pump head onto the rear valve stem. The wheel is just too small. It needs a regular compressor back there. It looked like the bodywork over the engine would not be too hard to take off. After I sat on the seat and made vroom vroom noises for a while I concluded the inspection.

The first step will be to clean it and pull off the rest of the vines. Then try to get the starter to spin the motor. That is almost certainly going to require buying a new battery. That's a reasonable expense, as the scooter has certainly been sitting for a while. Then on to the exciting part -- making the engine run! Stay tuned.
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